The latin phrase reductio ad absurdum is a reference to a certain style of argument whereby an opponent’s position is pushed to its logical conclusions, and those conclusions are shown to be incoherent or ridiculous. It is to reduce an opponent’s views to absurdity.
This particular style of argument was a favorite of Cornelius Van Til (1895-1987), former professor of apologetics at Westminster Theological Seminary, where he taught for 43 years. Rather than seeking to “prove” the Christian worldview directly, Van Til would often take a more indirect route by performing a reductio ad absurdum on the non-Christian worldview, showing how that worldview, if followed consistently, would destroy all meaning and intelligibility.
RTS Charlotte professor of theology and philosophy, James Anderson, has taken this method of argumentation and applied it ever so effectively to the radical homosexual agenda that is so prevalent in our country today. And he does it with a good dose of British humor, wit and satire (again, note that the following is satire; it isn’t a real news story!):
Company Sued over “Homophobic” Catalog
An electronic component supplier is being sued over allegedly homophobic terminology in its product catalog. Daniel Everett, a resident of Burlington, Massachusetts, is seeking nearly $100,000 in damages from Portland-based Posnex Components for emotional distress he claims was caused by images and descriptions in the company’s Spring 2014 catalog.
Everett, an interior designer who recently married his long-term partner Kevin, first became aware of the offensive material while visiting a relative who is a DIY electronics enthusiast. “I sat down at his kitchen table and there was a Posnex catalog lying open at the section for audio and video connectors,” he explained. “As I glanced down the page, the terminology of ‘male’ and ‘female’ caught my attention. But as I looked more closely at the photos and the product descriptions, I became appalled at what I saw.”
Everett described how he felt “shaken and sick to the stomach” as he began to examine the other pages in that section of the catalog. “I’m no expert when it comes to electronics, but I know prejudice and bigotry when I see it. It was crystal clear from the images and descriptions that the ‘male’ and ‘female’ components had been deliberately designed only to connect with each other. The obvious insinuation was that other forms of coupling are dysfunctional. I felt utterly humiliated and degraded. The Posnex catalog is nothing less than homophobic propaganda. It’s subliminal hate speech.”
In a brief statement, a spokesperson for Posnex Components insisted that the company is “absolutely and unequivocally committed to diversity, inclusiveness, equality, and LGBTQIA rights” and “deeply regrets any offense or distress that may have been inadvertently caused by the use of more traditional electronics terminology in our catalog.”
“We have launched an internal investigation into the issue,” the spokesperson added, promising that a fuller statement would be released “just as soon as we figure out which senior executive needs to take the fall for this.”
Lindsey (formerly Lindsay) Fredericks, president and founder of Citizens Against Sexclusivism and Heteropression, expressed doubts about the sincerity of the initial response from Posnex and charged the company with being “on the wrong side of history and on the wrong side of connectivity.”
“The Posnix case is merely the tip of the iceberg,” warned Fredericks. “Our research indicates that this sort of discriminatory heteronormative language is a standard feature of electronic component catalogs. Evidently this is an endemic problem. The sad fact is that the electronics industry is way behind the times when it comes to representing the full panoply of human sexual identity. Manufacturers need to move toward a diversity-celebrating inventory of components that reflect all kinds of connectivity and none. Are there components that can accept either ‘male’ or ‘female’ connectors — or both at the same time? Are there ‘male’ connectors that change into ‘female’ connectors and vice versa? Are there components that accept any number of connectors of any type? If not, why not? What about connectors that defy any categorization at all? Why is no one making unique components that connect only to themselves?”
“These are the kinds of questions that leaders in the electronics industry need to be asking,” Fredericks concluded. “But the problem doesn’t stop there. We all need to consider how our use of modern appliances and technologies reflects our values and attitudes toward gender identity. People who use predominantly heteronormative connectors in their homes and offices ought to reflect on how committed they really are to sexual equality and human rights.”
Even though this piece is satire, it sounds remarkably like something that could really happen! That fact alone tells us something about the direction of our country.
Check out Dr. Anderson’s website here. For a great biography of Van Til, see John Muether, Cornelius Van Til: Reformed Apologist and Churchman, and for an insightful discussion of his thinking, see John Frame, Cornelius Van Til: An Analysis of His Thought.
Terry Keiner says
It’s clear that the guy from MA isn’t sickened & horrified by anything other than his own debased behavior. The fact that someone is offended by anything that utilizes the male/female ends concept tells any rational person that there is some serious self-loathing going on here. I believe that this incident is an excellent example of God the Holy Spirit using modern-day technology to convict someone of their sin. Go HOLY SPIRIT!!
Another point here is that if homosexuality was ‘normal’ the human race would be extinct in 100 years or less. If we take this craziness just a bit farther, it wouldn’t have been Adam & Eve. It would’ve been Adam & Steve, with no Cain, Able or Seth.
Thank You Father for using these everyday things to convict this man, I praise You for this. Let him, and everyone else feeling the same inner hatred because of their lifestyles, know that along with the conviction they’re living with is also God’s perfect gift of Grace. Amen & Amen
Nate Barber says
Terry, I have a sneaking suspicion that you took this story for real, neglecting at least three disclaimers that the story was fake 🙂
Jimmy Vermeer says
Was that sarcasm? It’s hard to tell. I hope it was.
“Are there components that can accept either ‘male’ or ‘female’ connectors — or both at the same time? Are there ‘male’ connectors that change into ‘female’ connectors and vice versa? Are there components that accept any number of connectors of any type? If not, why not? What about connectors that defy any categorization at all? Why is no one making unique components that connect only to themselves?”
So the perfect connector that reflects “sexual equality and human rights” is one that has no clear use, if any? Interesting…
Anonymous Cowherd says
Curiously this article was just a couple away in my feed from this one about Nintendo allowing same-sex-sim-marriage: http://www.engadget.com/2014/05/08/nintendo-tomodachi-life-miiversity
I had found this initially at this link:
No disclaimers are provided. I kept thinking that this cannot be real, but found no disclaimer until I found it posted at this site.
Maybe the Onion will give it a byline. National Exposure, baby!
Mark G says
Most cables have a male connector on one end and female on the other. They are hermaphroditic and able to connect with themselves or either male or female connectors. Clearly, such cables should be subject to church discipline, i.e., if they are ever able to get in the front door of a church.
This is witty!
“In the beginning, God created mankind – male and female connectors, created He them… and the Lord said “go forth into the garden of Jaycar and multiply… by making all the wrong connections!?”
Then Satan cometh along and sayeth “Yea, has God said that this plug will connect with that socket” and Eve began to doubt the word of the Lord and to search through her online catalogue – for any alternative connections.”
That’s just how stupid all of this gay agenda stuff really is…